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potbuster:

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pissvortex:

pissvortex:

i always forget obama has a brother who really fucking hates him until he does stuff like this

i’m sorry but what was the alternative here, did you think Obama’s estranged older brother was reclaiming the f slur or something

only-tiktoks:

joyflameball:

huffylemon:

The notes get 0 stars in reading comprehension

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

huh. whuh

this was in the breakroom at work

cognitohazardous:

cognitohazardous:

gotta put this in my piss tag

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

were–ralph:

LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG

FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES

LOL

smoqueen:

smoqueen:

when google wont give me a streaight fucking answer

america is flat out the greatest country on earth

brucespringsteendotcom:

Genuinely I think like 94% of roommate issues are just people not knowing how to pick their battles. “Ohhh my roommate leaves her pan in the sink all day” mine does too sometimes but I ignore it because I’m grown and we have other pans and I know she’ll get to it “my roommate doesn’t empty the lint catcher in the dryer” ok but you do. It gets done. We’re not children we don’t have to fight over what’s fair and square

brucespringsteendotcom:

Genuinely I think like 94% of roommate issues are just people not knowing how to pick their battles. “Ohhh my roommate leaves her pan in the sink all day” mine does too sometimes but I ignore it because I’m grown and we have other pans and I know she’ll get to it “my roommate doesn’t empty the lint catcher in the dryer” ok but you do. It gets done. We’re not children we don’t have to fight over what’s fair and square

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

scope-dogg:

portraitpuppet:

Bullshit. Let him writhe

brucespringsteendotcom:

“roommate’s cat” is the ideal pet. This creature is not my responsibility in any way and I spend zero dollars of my income keeping her alive and she lives in my house and is obsessed with sitting on my lap. Perfect arrangement

iwillrazehell:

blackvelvetofnight:

love when creatures sniff your hand and are like. ah understood